Amazon's Q2 was great, but the earnings release is packed with baloney

Amazon reported its earnings today, and because I am professionally depressed I read the thing in full [PDF]. "How long can I go before the red haze of rage sets in" is a fun game, and today I made it all the way to the bottom of the second page when I encountered a bullet point touting how AWS "made its spec-drive [sic] coding agent, Kiro, available on iOS." Yes, I was in the room when they announced it at the New York summit, six weeks ago. As of this writing, their website, which I have scree