The Weekender: Honey, I Shrunk the Unicorn

The startup org chart used to look like a wedding seating plan: founders, engineers, sales, marketing, finance, legal, HR, three advisors no one could identify and a “growth person” whose job was mostly interpretive dance with dashboards. Now it looks more like a group chat: founder, co-founder, Claude , Stripe , Midjourney , one very nervous lawyer and a customer support bot that may or may not have invented a discount code while you were asleep.