User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

ON CALL Fronting up to work on Friday morning can feel like a mistake, but The Register tries to make it worthwhile by bringing you a new installment of On Call – the reader-contributed column that shares your tech support stories. This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Lee" who told us about his time as sysadmin at the headquarters of a retail company. "It was about the year 2000 and I was a newly minted Certified NetWare Engineer administering Novell servers," Lee reminisced.