Modern USB Controllers On Win98 (and up)

[Yeo Kheng Meng] has a problem: he likes Windows 98, but he also likes his 2020 ThinkPad, which only has an xHCI USB controller– you know, the kind needed for USB 3.0, something that post-dates Windows 98 by a full decade. Finding none existed, he decided to do it himself, or at least guide the process of using  LLMs to produce drivers for Windows 98 and up. Some of you just stopped reading, but can you blame him for making a demonic pact for this project?